Halfway through hell and only 2 months to go

Considerable effort has gone into restraining myself from the online whinging about the crapness of my last month. Fortunatly for all readers with the completion on thursday of my 11000 word masterpiece i now return to high spirits, the last month brought many downers including having 8 to 6 days spent in front of a computer with only sion to insult and also having dodginess and stress with the nz offer. fortunatly it now all seems to be over and barring 3 exams over the next 3 weeks i'm all free. As i've not updated for a month i'll summarise proceedings:

Visited london with sion, jane and harv etc, got drunk over lunch, walked it off during the afternoon, then got redrunk in the evening; also amused everyone with insulting sions sisters honour.

Went home for 6 days, involving getting drunk almost every night, obtaining a crossbow pistol and atempting the big hunter and shooting bunnies; only to realise that bunnies run away and i could'nt hit a barn door with the bolts.also had a classic board games night (oh the memories) and atempted not to get involved in family feuding ( a thankfull joy to be able to avoid
upon emigrating) although taking the piss out of my brothers beard is ok.

Ran out of money for 3 days and having to live on water, cheap bread and shortbread biscuts.

joined the greatness that is myspace, join up now and add me to your friends, rediscovering in the process my love for punk thanks to myspace band pages (elemeno p rock).

learnt several guns and roses songs on my new favourite guitar my telecaster.

ate loads of choclate easter eggs and then realised my next dentist visit is going to go into triple figures


Well a relativly eventful month ends and the timer ticks down, although i have a week left now to confirm that i have the job (lmao immigration laws). summer seems to finally be in session as t-shirt weather is upon us, (also drinking hoey-g in beer gardens weather-thus explaing bad spelling) , seems a shame to have to miss half of it, but in the end the returning to nz feeling is now stronger than ever.

Thats all, so go out and listen to some "Against me " and wish me luck in attempting to question spot for my cancer biochemistry exam