Back in Action

Well 12 days should be enough time to digest the magnificence of the last entry and to be able to recover from the coolness of me in my arctic gear.
unfortunately there hasn't been a huge amount of action going on. Attempting to write 12000 words of essays has for some reason eclipsed my normal (but still boring) life. In fact I'm only writing this because I'm frustrated about the lack of references to phosphine poisoning.

Last week I suddenly decided that my wardrobe needed a boost , this was partly because I've been wearing the same fleece all winter and my shoes decided to loose their soles. Cue a £50 online shop and i have a new outfit including a cool new jacket, A short trip later into guildford and I'm armed with a cool pair of smart trainers and a copy of Leo Tolstoy's War and Peace (Andy goes Classical). Where did this money come from you might ask,i am after all a very poor student, could it be I've found a sugar daddy. Well the explanation was quite a handy surprise, after some amazing marks for my year in NZ i ended up with 84% overall performance, which by miles was enough to see me as the best PTY student (much better than that lazy sion) and subsequently be awarded the Linda Eteen Memorial Prize of £75. (Chalk it up), Or so i hope as I've already spent it!
Last Saturday marked a rare occurrence, after an afternoon of drinking whilst watching the rugby (and Scotland lose) it was decided to actually go out, so 6 beers later we hit the rock club, Sion who drinks in dog beers was really wasted and spent a lot of the night chatting up a lesbian, whilst i took to the pit and pulled some great skanking moves with my new trainers.

Well things are starting to happen with NZ so now i have to fufil my side of the bargain and get a 2:1 (damn).

Had a big rant about how the poisons cabinet in my project lab hasn't been locked for a month now, and then promptely explained how i was naturally muscley and it was nothing to do with the reems of steroids stored there. Seriuosly would you trust an open poisons cabinet in my hands (mad laughing). Note to Law - Big "in" joke ok!

I hav'nt updated on any tunes lately and i know everyone who reads this must trust me with bringing great music into there lives, so go listen to "surfer girl" by homegrown or failing that "Hotel California" by the Eagles (now on my repetoire for my guitar)